It’s that time again! MckMama makes me feel so much better about the silly things the kids and I do during the week! Enjoy!
Tyler got a new cheapo helicopter this week. We did not spend our Friday night flying the heli back and forth between the living room and dining rooms for 45 minutes. We did not find that if you give it a little push that it plummets toward the other person at amazing speeds and can even cause injury. It then did not turn into a game of crash-land-the-heli-and-see-if-it-stays-together. We have more important and exciting things to do than play silly games like that, especially on a Friday night!
Tyler got a new cheapo helicopter this week. We did not spend our Friday night flying the heli back and forth between the living room and dining rooms for 45 minutes. We did not find that if you give it a little push that it plummets toward the other person at amazing speeds and can even cause injury. It then did not turn into a game of crash-land-the-heli-and-see-if-it-stays-together. We have more important and exciting things to do than play silly games like that, especially on a Friday night!
We went to the Thayer’s Christmas party this weekend. We played an exchange game with gift cards where you try to get the one you want. I did not have to fight with women twice my age for a gift card to Victorias Secret! Thank goodness I didn’t go home with it.
I did not go to see Celine Dion on Tuesday with Krista. I did not totally love her and her beautiful face. My heart did not go out to the old man next to us who was holding a picture of his wife and a tissue. Tears weren’t running down his face and I would never desire to wrap my loving arms around him.
When we were getting our tree this weekend my husband did not allow our four year old to carry the saw the entire time. After 20 minutes of jabbing me with it accidently, I decided it was time for me to hold it. When I took it from her hands, Kayley did not shout “Mom! You scratched me! Be careful with that!”
While my daughter was busy slaughtering the nearest victim, my darling son did not try to make his way through the trees but instead managed to trip on every single tree stump, land on his face, shake it off and move along like it was daily business. I didn’t choose to ignore his subtle cries knowing they wouldn’t last long and that he didn’t really need me.
My kids didn’t do anything else noteworthy this week. I would never forget to make a note of these things so I could write them here for you to read!
It is not Hillary's 23rd birthday today! I do not love her bunches and wish her a wonderful day filled with laughter and tasty food!!!

2 comments:
and i am NOT coming home to see your lovely face on thursday
and i do NOT say thank you for the happy birthday wishes.
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