Not Me! Monday

MckMama is the author of the blog above that I follow and the Not Me! Monday creator. Go to her blog and check it out! I thought it would be fun to try so here I go!

I am not attempting Not Me! Mondays for the very first time. I am perfect so there would be no reason whatsoever for me to tell you all about the things I don't do!

I did not bite into a piece of chocolate and crack my tooth in two places this week. I never eat chocolate, especially in the morning before church. So no, I most definitely did not crack my tooth.

I did not throw a dirty (poopy) diaper on the middle of the driveway while I ran into the house to get something for Tyler before work. I did not forget to pick it up before he left and Katie's mom did not call me to let me know that there was a diaper smashed on my driveway, poo poo tire tracks and all. Nope, I'm never that absent minded!

When I asked Kayley if she wanted her nails painted, she did not forget that I bought No Bite top coat to help her stop biting her nails. I did not tell her that the more I put on over the blue coat the more shiny her nails would be. And it did not work! She does not, to this very hour, still have her blue nail polish on her fingers! Hallelujah!

I would never tell my son that if he let me clip his toe and finger nails that I would paint his two big toenails. He did not leave the bathroom giggling with two sparkly toes. I would never do anything to reduce my sons masculinity.

Before Tyler and I went for a walk this morning we did not swing by McDonald's first to pick up iced coffees. I did not take a big bite out of Cole's hash brown (and then wash it down with a swig of coffee) on our way from the car to the walking park to sweat off those pounds! I don't even like hash browns, nor would I feed those greasy things to my own children.

I did not finally convice my husband, after five years of marriage, to wear a collared, button up shirt for Thanksgiving. When he asked me if he could take it off forty-five minutes into our family gathering, I did not say "yes" with a feeling of accomplishment that he wore it for even that stretch of time.

I am definately not enjoying my crazy life as a wife and a mother of two and I will not have any other stories to tell come next Not Me! Monday!