It's been too long since I did Not Me! Monday. Here goes:
After the pool the other day Cole did not take off his board shorts in the front yard and pee on the ground. He did not proceed to say "look, its a puppet show with my pee! See the giraffe and the elephant?" Seriously, that did not happen!
I did not sweat so much at the garage sale this weekend that my bangs were so greasy and unfortunate for all viewers. At least I made a nice bundle of cash!
Cole did not tell Kayley that I was carrying her in my belly and that I squirt milk out my bra to feed her belly. Nope, not my kid!!
Kayley is starting a new day camp on Wednesdays. It is not a huge issue about what to wear on the first day. She also did not tell me that her legs were fat. I told her that was ridiculous because she eats healthy and exercises. And that the Dawson girls all have unfortunately large thighs. Jk, I didn't say that. It makes me wonder how often I criticize my looks and weight around her.
I did not clean the bathroom for the first time in over a month. That is not disgusting. I think we just adapt to the bacteria living among us;)
I did not get so emotional at Pastor Tony's last day at First Assembly. I don't go there anymore but I did, for 15 of the 16 they were there, and I wanted to say goodbye. And anytime someone puts Josh Groban as music for a slide show it calls for tears!
I did not sweat so much at the garage sale this weekend that my bangs were so greasy and unfortunate for all viewers. At least I made a nice bundle of cash!
Cole did not tell Kayley that I was carrying her in my belly and that I squirt milk out my bra to feed her belly. Nope, not my kid!!
Kayley is starting a new day camp on Wednesdays. It is not a huge issue about what to wear on the first day. She also did not tell me that her legs were fat. I told her that was ridiculous because she eats healthy and exercises. And that the Dawson girls all have unfortunately large thighs. Jk, I didn't say that. It makes me wonder how often I criticize my looks and weight around her.
I did not clean the bathroom for the first time in over a month. That is not disgusting. I think we just adapt to the bacteria living among us;)
I did not get so emotional at Pastor Tony's last day at First Assembly. I don't go there anymore but I did, for 15 of the 16 they were there, and I wanted to say goodbye. And anytime someone puts Josh Groban as music for a slide show it calls for tears!
I do not think that Peyton and Hunter are old enough now to do fun and crazy things so Kim and Lindsay should do a Not Me! Monday too.
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I'm not good at writing not me mondays. I'm in a major blogging funk. I can't think of anything to write about, and I feel like I post the same kind of pictures over and over.
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