Not Me! Monday

It's Not Me! time again. Check out MckMama's blog to see what things did not happen to her this week.

I went to visit my newest baby friend in the hospital this weekend. Her name is Katelyn and although she is a baby, there is no possible way holding her raised my hormone levels and made my ovaries, once again, jiggle. Maybe I could get pregnant just by holding a baby. Is that possible? Although the picture of her below is rather red she really is one of the most beautiful babies I've ever seen. She was not squished or splotchy. Just tiny and warm.

Last night Tyler and I were eating salsa con queso and chips while watching p.s. I love you. We get to the bottom of the chips and there are only crumbs so I give up eating them. Tyler poured them into the cheese and then continued to get his knife from his pocket, stir it around and put the food in his mouth! I did not jump up and yell "you are not a bachelor! That has so many germs and has been so many places and you're putting it in your mouth?!" I got him a spoon and yanked the knife out of his hand. All I can say is he's asking for the swine flu.

Speaking of the swine flu, I did not whisper to Tyler in church yesterday that I wouldn't be partaking of communion in fear of extracting the flu. Inappropriate? Yes. Funny? Absolutely.

Last night I was up till 1am. Why, you ask? My neighbors like to think that late at night is a brilliant opportunity to blast their music as loud as possible. The dryer beeped twice, waking me each time. Then Cole fell out of bed and an hour later woke me up to go potty. I'm not crabby this morning and what's more, I did not wake up with a sore throat.

We met Aunt Lisa and Taryn in Buellton yesterday to get the kids back. Cole, as expected, has a bruise on one cheek and two big scratches next to his eye. We all took a potty stop at McD's so we could just head straight for home but once we were headed down the coast and there were no places to go to the bathroom Cole announced that he had to poop. So we get off at the next exit where there was a nice looking side of the road for Cole to do his business. I'd never done this before so I was worried but Tyler was too much of a pansy to do it so I took the initiative. I seriously pee on myself every time I try to squat so things didn't seem positive. I placed the McDonalds bag on the ground and he did his thing. I couldn't just leave the bag there and I remembered a trash by the road when we first got off the freeway. I most definately did not fold the bag in half and hold the poop in our car until we made it to the trash. I just couldn't leave the poop there like he was some kind of animal marking his territory in the wild! At least I know we could do it again if we had to.

That's all I've got this week. I do believe you should try and Not Me! today. I'm talking to you Kim and Ashley!