That's How Cole C's It

Me: "I need to watch it or I'll go right back to being fat."

Kayley: "Mom, you were never fat."

Cole: "You're so beautiful, mom. Even when you're naked."

Lovely.

Cole: "I have an idea for Kayley's punishment. She should pee in a cup and drink it."

Ya, that's our son. I don't condone our five year old with a potty mouth but he is so stinkin' funny sometimes!

Things I love about Cole:

He calls the dog Hartley McFartly, encourages his friends to put red vines in their water bottles to create a whole new drink and thinks that putting his gummy vitamins in his orange juice every morning makes it taste better. He's known for pulling the girls around the yard at recess in the wagon and wants "the other blonde girl" to be his girlfriend.

And he's a total goofball!