...I had something marvelous to blog about. I feel like typing, I really love to do it. Just when I really want to I never have anything to blog about. Hmm. I'm thinking. Still thinking. Nope, nothin'.
Ten minutes later...
Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens. We all know those are a couple of my favorite things. Except I hate the rain and would enjoy plucking the whiskers off the kittens. Just kidding, I only hate full grown cats who scowl and plan my demise. Anyway, I guess those things aren't my favorite even though Julie Andrews thinks so.
Ok, so my favorite things. I say a lot of things are my favorite. Of course my husband and my kids are my favorite people, and I love Diet Coke, Milky Way bars, riding bikes, camping and being lazy. But I really, truly love musicals. In fact, I love bursting out into song very much. I love to sing loud. Sometimes I sound good, sometimes I just sound plain ridiculous. I've dreamed of being a singer, a silly thing really. It will never come true and even if it did I would never sell out to what the world would want me to be anyway. So I'll stick to Whitney Houston, Celine Dion and Barbara Streisand duets. If you've never heard me and my sister or Hillary bust out our duets in the car then you are truly missing out. There's nothing louder, more ear piercing than three ladies trying to live up to the legends themselves. We, sadly, fall very, very short. But it doesn't matter. It's wonderful, magnificent. To sum it up, I love music and I wouldn't mind if my world suddenly turned into a world of spontaneous musical numbers.
So when the dog bites and the bee stings, shoot the dog and stab yourself with an epi pen. Then make up a musical number about it and dance the night away. Or take a nap. Or go to jail for shooting a dog.
3 comments:
Oh my goodness, girl, I just laughed so hard at this. First of all, I understand that sometimes your fingers just want to type. Write a book or a short story! But what really got me was the part about shooting the dog and stabbing yourself with an epi pen. Oh, you are such a joker.
Ohh wow. That was a good one. I love the last paragraph in particular. It has been way too long since we've sang a duet or made up a song about being the imi twins. What was imi anyway?? I never saw that brand before or after those outfits.
Oh my friggin' word! ha ha ha ha! Would you go to jail for shooting a dog? I can't wait to burst out into song with you. My musical number would look pretty funny with a giant thanksgiving turkey shoved underneath my skin. (that's how I feel again) Can you imagine the dance routine to it! ha ha ha ha.
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