Funny Things My Kids Say

My kids say the funniest things so I decided to keep track. These are from the past week:

When we got home one day our neighbor was throwing clothes and baby stuff over her fence cussing like crazy. The kids both asked her if she was having a garage sale!

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Kayley is usually in charge of the shopping list and Cole is in charge of cart/grocery organization in the interior of the basket.

Kayley: "Mom! Did you get tampons?? I need to mark it off the list!"

Me: "Yes, Kayley. And now the whole world knows."

Man standing three feet from us: "It's ok, I have girls."

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Kayley: "Today we had worship at church without music."

Me: "Oh really? So there were no instruments?"

Kayley: "No. We did it like the old days, like the 80's."

Me: "Bahahaha!"

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Cole: "Mom, I'm real itchy on my leg. I have a bump. Or a bug bite."

Me: "I'm sorry bubba, don't scratch it, you'll make it worse."

Cole, two minutes later: "Mom, I fink I have leprosy."

Me: "No you don't honey. It's a bug bite."

Cole: "You're right mom, leprosy is brown."

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Kayley: "Grandma had five jobs in her life. When I grow up I want to be a fireman, police, store manager and a Marine."

Me: "A store manager? Why did you pick that job?"

Kayley: "Just to have extra money so I can give it to the poor." :)

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When the kids and I were at David's Bridal, Cole told me I look pretty in my dress. After I changed back into my regular clothes he told me I "still looked pretty wearing that." That kid sure knows how to melt my heart!