Check out MckMama's blog for things other people didn't do this week.

I am not doing this post because Kim wanted me to.

I learned this week that my six year old daughter does not enjoy playing chess. In fact, I watched she and my mom play this afternoon and there is no way Kayley beat her. Did I mention she's six? Ha!

Cole fell off of his skateboard the other day and hurt his back. He has a band aid over it that has stayed on through two showers. There is no possible way I would allow my child to wear a dirty band aid. Not me!

Kayley is quite familiar with her dad's voicemail. In fact, I did not hear her mumbling "press two for more options" while she was doing her princess puzzle tonight. I don't even know if that's right or not but it's sure funny!

I most definitely did not put hot sauce on Cole's tongue tonight. I would never subject my son to such horrible punishment. There is no way I actually laughed at his snot nosed, tears running down his face, drooley mouth. I would never do that.

I did not sweat so much at the gym on Saturday that my hair looked like it was wet. Now that is one awesome work out! I'm still so close to my goal weight! Woo hoo! I've lost two sizes and I'm working on a third! I'm hoping to get there before I have to buy my dress in June for Rachel's wedding.

I did not spend ten minutes laughing with my coworkers today about the name of the skin that is on your elbow so it can bend. If you know what it's called you would be laughing too!