Not Me! Monday

Monday is here! Check out MckMamas blog for things others didn't do this week.


I opened Cole's cup holder in his car seat this week to find two half-eaten chicken nuggets that were not from vacation a week ago and I also did not close it up and forget about them. And they are not still sitting in the car right now.

I did not let my kids go swimming two days in a row and let them go to bed without bathing or even rinsing for that matter.

I did not eat four yogurts yesterday because they were Yoplait Whips and they taste more like dessert than anything.

I have not consumed 800mg twice a day of ibuprofen all week due to my very sore foot. I will be making myself an appointment to see the doctor this week. Two weeks is a bit too long to be hurting.

While we were at the pool the last couple of days I've been trying to teach the kids to swim. Turns out Cole can fully doggy paddle under water to the side from the middle of the pool! I'm trying to teach him the right way but he won't do it. And Kayley is scared to death of the water without her lifejacket on. There is no way I carried her into the middle of the pool and laughed because her freakout was so ridiculous. Ashley could confirm the screams. I would never wait too long to teach her to swim. Not me!

There is also no way Tyler was going under water and shooting me into the air from his shoulders. And I would never stand on his head or push him down into the water for prolonged periods of time. I never play in the pool.

I did not snap this picture of Katie right after her nap because I thought it would be really funny. I laughed out loud. She just glared at me.



In forty something days I will not be the mother of a kindergartner at Mound School.