Ten On Tuesday
1. I’ve been going to the gym regularly and Tyler said my rear is getting smaller. Woo hoo!
2. Today is day 15 of my chocolate fast.
3. I’m wearing my Buena High School P.E. shorts with socks and I look sexy.
4. I ate two week old chicken tortilla soup and it gave me the worst farts and indigestion.
5. I almost drank moldy lemonade. I thought it was pulp because it was pink. Good thing I didn’t drink it.
6. Yesterday was my first day using coupons at the store again. I saved about 30 percent. The most I’ve saved is 65 percent.
7. Stomper lady upstairs has a garage next to ours and it’s so packed full she runs over things a lot. The other day she was backing out and ran over something. Instead of moving it she turns her wheels and runs over it again a different way. Then she gives up and gasses it completely over the object and continues on her way. It makes me wonder if she stomps upstairs because she’s jumping over all her stuff. Ha, she even wears those springy tennis shoes.
8. If I pulled one hair out for the number of times I helped resolve an argument about hitting, spitting or pushing yesterday I would be bald right now. It’s mostly Katie too. Erg.
9. My sister is here!
10. Tyler came home last night with red roses for no reason except that I’m beautiful and wonderful and everything he’s ever dreamed of. Ok, those weren’t his words but it’s true anyway.
2. Today is day 15 of my chocolate fast.
3. I’m wearing my Buena High School P.E. shorts with socks and I look sexy.
4. I ate two week old chicken tortilla soup and it gave me the worst farts and indigestion.
5. I almost drank moldy lemonade. I thought it was pulp because it was pink. Good thing I didn’t drink it.
6. Yesterday was my first day using coupons at the store again. I saved about 30 percent. The most I’ve saved is 65 percent.
7. Stomper lady upstairs has a garage next to ours and it’s so packed full she runs over things a lot. The other day she was backing out and ran over something. Instead of moving it she turns her wheels and runs over it again a different way. Then she gives up and gasses it completely over the object and continues on her way. It makes me wonder if she stomps upstairs because she’s jumping over all her stuff. Ha, she even wears those springy tennis shoes.
8. If I pulled one hair out for the number of times I helped resolve an argument about hitting, spitting or pushing yesterday I would be bald right now. It’s mostly Katie too. Erg.
9. My sister is here!
10. Tyler came home last night with red roses for no reason except that I’m beautiful and wonderful and everything he’s ever dreamed of. Ok, those weren’t his words but it’s true anyway.
5 comments:
I can't believe you still your PE shorts. There is no way on God's green earth that those shorts would fit my thighs these days!
I seriously can't believe you still have those terrible shorts still too! Congrats on the smaller caboose though! I can't wait to get back to the gym to shed the baby weight, well I can wait but you know what I mean. Does that lady upstairs have a lot of cats too? It sounds like she should.
i still can't believe you ate 2 week old soup. forget the PE shorts. i mean really. flowers are nice. solving fights and going bald is nice too.
Haha! Oh, your neighbor is most definitely jumping over her stuff! You solved the mystery!
I totally can't believe you ate that soup that was so old!! And then washed it down with moldy lemonade!
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