Thursday, February 26, 2009

Stephanie Needs

I got this idea from another blog. I typed in "Stephanie needs" on Google and here are the things that came up:

1. Stephanie needs some help- Ahem, If you didn't notice already, I'm crazy and weird. So yes, I could use some help.

2. Stephanie died from Ritalin- Interesting...Cole could sure use some!

3. Why Stephanie needs rhinoplasty surgery- Sometimes I hate my nose. Now it's clear to me why.

4. Stephanie needs to come back home- I'm already home. There's nothing better than Ventura, California! I think it's Hillary and Kim who need to come back.

5. Stephanie needs to get a life- Your mom needs to get a life. (Such maturity, I know)

6. Stephanie needs a date for Valentine's Day- I had one. It was fabulous.

7. Stephanie needs a loving home- What, am I a dog?

8. My best friend Stephanie needs help with her crush- We all know I'm married but if I were speaking of anybody it would be Usher. Yowzers.

9. Stephanie needs a sound proofed home to protect her- I need protection from the people who hear the screaming and pulling hair and call child protective services on me.

10. Stephanie needs to get off her high horse!- Heck no I won't! It's where I belong!

6 comments:

Krista said...

Am I the red-headed step-child? Why aren't I on your blog list, hmmm?

The Stachurskis said...

For sure Krista! We are the odd ones out!

Steph said...

Linz, you are on my blog list. And now so are you Krista.

CORY said...

i got...

- cory needs longer shorts
- cory needs to STFU
- cory needs a hug
- cory needs a loving home
and my personal favorite
- the geeks shall inherit the earth cory needs help.

Peyton's Pages said...

Fun! I think that is my most used phase when I comment on your posts. I can't help it though, your posts are fun.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious! You inspired me, I'm off to google what Diane needs. :)